When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
DICK GREGORYEverything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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