The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWA pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple.
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.
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Patriotism is, fundamentally, a conviction that a particular country is the best in the world because you were born in it.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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