“I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.”

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.

All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.

We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.

I had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

You could do with losing a little bit of weight.

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.

My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.

Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.

Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.

Our ancient experience confirms at every point that everything is linked together, everything is inseparable.

Young people are surrounded by virtual things. Animators can only draw from their own experiences of pain and shock and emotions.

Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger, portion of truth arises from the seemingly irrelevant.

Words can be communicative only between those who share similar experiences.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.

Animators can only draw from their own experiences of pain and shock and emotions.

Our system of justice is surely richer for the diversity of background and experience of its judges.

Get ready for the death race for love experience!