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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.

Billy Crystal

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.
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Dream Kids Thinking
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep
You give up your dream, you give up.
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Dream Giving Vision
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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Being Funny Sex Sexy Single
The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.
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Brother Inspiration Laughing
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, ‘This is the best I’m ever going to look, the best I’m ever going to feel, the best I’m ever going to do,’ and it ain’t that great?
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Feels Looks Reach
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Dad Home Style
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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Couple Laughing People
I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Goes Laughing On
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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Audience Front Growing Men Self Used
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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Football Games School

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