Don’t give up your power.
BILLY CRYSTALAt some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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