The best revenge is living well.
JERRY SEINFELDI’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
More Jerry Seinfeld Quotes
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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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That’s why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
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I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
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Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who’s … normal … I’m not curious, I’m not interested.
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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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