Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSONI try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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