Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
BO BURNHAMI got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Where are all the sour patch parents?
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At the time of ‘Words, Words, Words,’ I’m a 19-year-old getting up feeling like he’s entitled to do comedy and tell you what he thinks of the world, so that’s inherently a little bit ridiculous.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.
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My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that’s a lovely addition.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I’m happy with what I’m doing. I try not to focus on how I’ve changed. I just try to focus on what I’m doing now.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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