I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
BILL WATTERSONMy problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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