I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MACAmerica…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I was a street performer for two years.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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