You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
BERNIE MACAmerica…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I know doing movies is where I need to be. That’s where my audience wants to see me.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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It’s a pleasure to work with someone who is just as strong as you are.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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Comedy has been so good to me.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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