When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”
BILL MURRAYI wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you’ve got to study, and that wasn’t going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn’t going to work.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Okay, let’s pick a date. Let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world.
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.
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When the phone started ringing too many times, I had to take it back to what I can handle. I take my chances on a job or a person as opposed to a situation. I don’t like to have a situation placed over my head.
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I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
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Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
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He’s going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It’s just total horror, and the camera’s still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, “Anything else, Bud?”
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And I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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