I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGETSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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