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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake

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