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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

Simon Cowell

If I tape an 11-hour day, guess which parts end up on air. Not the bits when I’m pleasant, but the parts when I’m obnoxious.
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Air Country Hours People Tape
There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
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Age Country Kids People Thinking
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
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Country Dresses Female People
I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Hated Lecturing People
I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don’t have time for them. I can’t make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.
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People Phones Stuff
I’ve spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.
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Country Home People Safe
My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don’t.
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Advice Business Careers
The only magazines I read are car magazines.
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Car Magazines Only
Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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Boredom Equal Rules
I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Country Hilarious Language People
It would hurt my feelings if I respected your opinions.
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Feelings Hurt Opinion
I think if you’re an unhappy person, you’re always going to be an unhappy person. You’re probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I’m being honest.
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Honest Person Thinking Unhappy
I suggest we bring some normality back to this country and say if you are carrying a knife, there must be zero tolerance. If it was up to me, everyone caught with a knife would get an automatic ten year sentence.
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Country Years Zero
I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.
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Break Broken Hearted Moving
As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he’s a genius.
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Actors Genius Thinking
The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.
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Animals Stars

Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

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Have I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

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