Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
SIMON COWELLHave I got a black book? Yes, it’s called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates – working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.
More Simon Cowell Quotes
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You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.
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Rules equal boredom, and I don’t like that.
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I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.
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I love producing shows. And so when you’re on a show where other people are making decisions you don’t necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.
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I’m a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you’re OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.
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I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.
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Most things in music go full circle eventually.
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You sounded like Dolly parton on helium.” (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'”Eight Days A Week.)
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My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.
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There’s one argument that says we shouldn’t be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you’ve got to take it case by case.
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I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.
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Harshness to me is giving somebody false hopes and not following through. That’s harsh. Telling some guy or some girl who’ve got zero talent that they have zero talent actually is a kindness.
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I think if you’re an unhappy person, you’re always going to be an unhappy person. You’re probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I’m being honest.
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I’m obsessed with cleanliness for myself, so I will take a bath three times a day, sometimes a steam twice a day in addition to that.
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There’s no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we’re happy; end of story.
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