One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANI cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANFailure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANEvery cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANI was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHAN