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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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