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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing

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