Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHANYou made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
BRENDAN BEHANWhatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANHe was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHANEvery cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHANI was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHANMost horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHANShakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANAn author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN