Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSONReading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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At that time, we turn around and say, yes, this is obviously where I was going all along. It’s a good idea to try to enjoy the scenery on the detours, because you’ll probably take a few.
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Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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