I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSONReading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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