Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
BILL WATTERSONGood friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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