Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said ‘I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
BILL WATTERSONGood friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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