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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.

Brendan Behan

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Made Miserable Situation
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You

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