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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.

Brendan Behan

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Saint Theatre Two Years
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Criticism Editors Funny
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Born Country Irish People Years
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage

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