Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
BOB MONKHOUSEI got my start in silent radio.
More Bob Monkhouse Quotes
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With my wife it was sex, sex, sex…Yes, three times in 35 years.
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I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!
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Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can’t fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
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Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
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I got my start in silent radio.
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Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!
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Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
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Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
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I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
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I know I’m a sinner, but make me a winner!
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My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
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I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
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A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not laughing now.
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My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
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