I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
BO BURNHAMI know it’s the comedian’s instinct to say, “Do it, man, nothing’s off-limits! It’s cool, bro!” I don’t know if that’s the answer for me.
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I think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
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I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost… my virginity.
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We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Poverty. Racism. Isn’t it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
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My persona on stage was always coming from a place of I know better than you and I’m going to be a little bit pretentious in your face with these sort of crass ideas.
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Because I see that as a crutch sometimes and I want to know that I can do something funny and worthwhile without that. And also make a show that my parents would like and that kids could watch with their parents.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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People give me money and I don’t know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
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