I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
BOB SAGET
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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As much as I love the whole pirate kind of thing, the quality suffers.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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