Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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