“There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.

When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

The final cause of law is the welfare of society.

In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.

You can make a fresh start with your final breath.

The only path to the final defeat of imperialism and the building of socialism is revolutionary war.

They always lose when it matters (getting it wrong about England in the rugby world cup final 2003).

Death, the final, triumphant lover.

I look at you and I see the final triumph of stupidity in the world!

I’m an unusual director in that my cut is usually shorter then the final released film. I like short films.