“The best way to offset tension is with physical activity.”

Give me an authentic woman, and I’m happy.

Breaking news is a thing that’s on TV all day. 10 or 15 years ago, breaking news would get everybody around the table because it was going to be something huge.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

I liked sports but I never really had the confidence. I was always coordinated and it came easy to me, but I didn’t have the confidence to go along with the physical skill.

Personally, I’ve made myself a very small window of what I enjoy in this business, which is I love being a big part of the storytelling process.

I used to work the graveyard shift.

There can be no final truth in ethics any more than in physics, until the last man has had his experience and said his say.

When I’m into a woman, I literally can’t stop staring. I’m like a little kid. I become completely entranced.

If you ever want to get the facts straight about me or the Batman, please write to the original source, myself, for the truth, instead of second guessing.

It’s time to update traditional public schools, charter schools, home schools, online schools and parochial schools.

I definitely am a huge lover of comedy, and it’s only through doing so many comedies that I’ve realised how much of an influence they’ve been on me.

Don’t trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He’s cheating. He’s projecting. If you’re living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

When I’m speaking on stage I feel my most empowered and my most vulnerable. So much could go wrong. That tension is such a rush.

The hands of the guilty don’t necessarily tremble; only in stories does a dropped glass betray agitation. Tension is more often shown in the studied action.

We are now at the point where we must decide whether we are to honour the concept of a plural society which gains strength through diversity, or whether we are to have bitter fragmentation that will result in perpetual tension and strife.

I have no tension. I only play to give my best.

Forcing things only creates more tension in the mind. Let go.

You have to appreciate things in a different way when you know the clock is ticking, you are under tension