“Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.”

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You run your life according to all this stuff that’s happened to you. All of your memories affect everything you do whereas with a computer, there’s adaptive software and things, but it’s more literal.

I want my true love, because I don’t have so much time, and I wanna spend my time with the right girl

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world’s population.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Kids can be a pain in the neck when they’re not a lump in your throat.

For a seriously autistic kid, the best prognosis might be getting into a mainstream school without being too much of a shadow. For a moderately autistic kid the best prognosis is full recovery.

It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.

The reason you want your kids to pay attention in school is you haven’t the faintest idea how to do their homework.

Kids will not listen to that. They’re going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest.

Asian people are very practical and come from a conservative world. The parents want their kids to be doctors and lawyers. There are casting calls for Asian children, but once the parents find out the children might miss school, they’re opposed to it.

All my favorite movies are American movies since I was a kid.

Kids can’t see us bombing, and then listen to us talking about getting guns out of the schools. How can we tell them to solve problems without violence, if, in fact, we can’t show an ability to solve problems without violence?