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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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