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Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

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