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Every cripple has his own way of walking.

Brendan Behan

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Alcohol Drinking Two
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People

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