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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models

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