A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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