I’d hate to have a kid like me.
BILL WATTERSONCalvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you’ll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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