The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
BETTE MIDLERRap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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I hope to keep entertaining in some way until I can’t physically entertain any longer. It’s what I was born to do, and I love this profession.
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If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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When it’s time to shuffle off this mortal coil, you leave your ashes to be composted.
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I would much rather watch myself than listen to myself. The moving is second nature, but the listening… that’s the art.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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Just because people don’t meet you doesn’t mean they’re not out there breaking their asses trying to get around.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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I want it all – and I would like it delivered.
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Let the sun stop burning, Let them tell me love’s not worth going through. If it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, The only dream that mattered had come true …In this life I was loved by you.
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