That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
BILL WATTERSONBarney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Do you feel lonely? I don’t have the courage to face reality so I get lost in my dreams. You know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn’t want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you’d cheat!
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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