More from Bill Hicks
Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes–are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!
Bill HicksBill Hicks Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
Bill HicksBill Hicks They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
Bill HicksBill Hicks To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
Bill HicksBill Hicks There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
Bill HicksBill Hicks I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
Bill HicksBill Hicks The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
Bill HicksBill Hicks Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
Bill HicksBill Hicks
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Emma SchippersEmma Schippers If the scars on my heart were visible to the naked eye, maybe you’d think twice about inflicting more.
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Robin WilliamsRobin Williams When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway Drugs? Every one has a choice and I choose not to do drugs.
Leonardo DiCaprioLeonardo DiCaprio But sports carried me away from being in a gang, or being associated with drugs. Sports was my way out.
LeBron JamesLeBron James Marijuana. That’s not a drug, that’s a plant.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerArnold Schwarzenegger Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
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