Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONTo invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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