I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
BILL WATTERSONTo invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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