Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENANI heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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