They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANI heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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