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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!

Bill Hicks

BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Empty Life Thinking Tired
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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Miracle Sex Wonderful
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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Doctor Funny Humor
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
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Children Funny Jobs
How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Arm Justify Ones Realize
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle

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