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The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.

Bill Murray

When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Feet Men White
People say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.
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Badges People Sometimes
I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
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People Thinking Want
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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Home Month Mustache
To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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Firsts People Want
I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
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Bars Guy Want
All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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Dance Kids Mom
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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Adventure Common Sense Whiskey
Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Moments Pain Share
They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.
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Distorted Everybody Response Smoke Together
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.
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Body Light Trying
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
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Know Sour Taste
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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Fields Shows Standards
There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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Couple Kids Kitchen
I don’t believe that you can give the same performance every take. It’s physically impossible, so why bother? If you don’t do what is happening at that moment, then it’s not real. Then you’re holding something back.
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Believe Giving Real
If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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Answers Google Media Social

The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.

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