I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don’t. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
BILL BURR
Don’t be a jerk to other comics and don’t let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you’re going to get somewhere.
More Bill Burr Quotes
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I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don’t. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
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For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny.
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I never wanted to spend a month away from my life. One time I was out on the road for three weeks in a row and I when I came back someone had broken into my apartment and the water had evaporated from the toilet.
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Nothing worse than when a 6 acts like a 10.
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You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can’t believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
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Patrice O’Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
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I just do my act. If people in England don’t get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.
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Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live.
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Deny your emotions and act like you have answers
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