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Bill Murray

When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”
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Energy Everything Relax Trying Visual
You work, you get paid, you drink.
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Drink Get Paid
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Deep Dying Humor Thought
The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
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Atheist Easter Friday
There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
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Acting Asking Jobs
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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Fields Shows Standards
And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field.
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Children Girls Heads Men Noses
You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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Boring Eye Phones
When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that’s why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn’t fall asleep. That gift I have still.
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Baseball Fall Kids
The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Army Feet Humorous
Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.
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Being Hardest Jobs Yourself
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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Acting Myself Way
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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Cherries Ice Cream Syrup
When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Feet Men White
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
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Get Real Sometimes Tired
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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Ass Famous Giving Two Years

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