Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
BILL WATTERSONFrom now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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