Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
BETTE MIDLER[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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The old forms of entertainment are not extinct. Live performances are the pinnacle. If you can something that people want to see live, then you have a great career.
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I always wanted to be a performer, I didn’t know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.
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I sold my soul to rock ‘n’ roll.
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If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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Image is everything, and the voice or the idea or the song is hardly anything at all. Half the time the person isn’t even doing the singing. I’m a bit cynical about this [music] business.
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We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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I have a ball – and it keeps my heart rate up. I get to wear fabulous clothes. I get to make people laugh. That’s my core business, and that’s where I’ll always return.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I became morose and fat. Unapproachable, except when eating – and then only by waiters.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world. That’s why I’m concerned about education, because it helps our children see other worlds.
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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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