If someone were to say seriously, “I’m divine,” she’d have to be locked up. There are lots of people in mental institutions going around saying “I’m God.” But because I’m funny about it, they haven’t locked me up yet. And I don’t give myself airs, either.
BETTE MIDLER[On Denmark:] … that little country of cottage cheese and courage.
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From the age of 14 until I was 50, I just got on a treadmill and ran. I never stopped to assess what I was doing or to pat myself on the back.
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From a distance the world looks blue and green, and the snow-capped mountains white. From a distance the ocean meets the stream, and the eagle takes to flight. From a distance, there is harmony, and it echoes through the land. It’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peace, it’s the voice of every man
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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I’ve always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Most people don’t deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Chaplin or Lucille Ball.
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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It’s the one who won’t be taken that cannot seem to give, and the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close – a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac.
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My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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I’m so glad to be back in New York. Los Angeles can be so cold, so cruel after you’ve been-what’s the word?-oh yes: ‘fired.’
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I think most of us are torn. We have at least two people at war in our body. One person wants to retire and grow fabulous tomatoes, and the other wants to stand up on a pedestal and be worshipped and get bigger and bigger and bigger until she explodes.
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