Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
BILL WATTERSONThe secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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