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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse

Bill Watterson

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life

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