Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
BILL WATTERSONThat’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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