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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Bill Watterson

Now if a joke is in bad taste or it’s not funny, okay, that’s awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer’s job is, and I don’t think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.
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Craft Different Editorial Joke Taste Technique
I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Higher Paper Standards
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
In the right hands, a comic strip attains a beauty and elegance that, really, I would put against any other art.
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Art Book Comics Hands
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Humorous Running Solid Water
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

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