If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
BETTE MIDLERIf you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
More Bette Midler Quotes
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I wouldn’t say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
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That’s our mission: to clean and green New York City – one block at a time.
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Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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I can get plenty of men, keeping them is the hard part.
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If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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[On Helen Reddy:] She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
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If you’re frightened, you’re out of luck.
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I’m not interested in perfection. The universe is perfect, and there are some works of art that we see as perfect, but human beings aren’t perfect.
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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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I’m the last of the truly tacky women. I do trash with flash and sleaze with ease.
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My parents have not insisted that we go to college, but she wanted us to learn. Teacher, librarian, secretary, nurse. All my siblings were employed. But I wanted to be the boss, an independent contractor.
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I was brought up on rock-‘n’-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn’t get interested in anything else – I tried and tried but I couldn’t get into science…or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
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I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.
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