I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
BETTE MIDLERIf you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking – to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.
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The outside world doesn’t have a lot to offer. You have to make your own heaven in your own home.
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Just remember, during the winter, far beneath the bitter snow, that there’s a seed that with the sun’s love in the spring becomes a rose.
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I have my standards. They’re low, but I have them.
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My parents taught me: Do not rely on a man. Not rely on it that you get married and it pays for you. That’s what I figured. I have always paid my own bills.
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hen you’re in your third adulthood, the one that leads to the grave, and you ask yourself, “What will I do between now and then?” Instead of thinking in terms of glamour, you start thinking in terms of reform – your contribution to the world.
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I read neither good nor bad about me. I let it not even in my life, so it has no effect on me. I am very sensitive.
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If only I’d known my differentness would be an asset, then my earlier life would have been much easier.
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The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.
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If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Total contentment is only for cows.
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The [film] business is run by men, and they’re basically interested in their own species, and they’re not so interested in women belonging to the human race.
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A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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