Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
BILL HICKSI began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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You are the imagination of yourself.
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Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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