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Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

Bette Midler

That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
I’m confident that I’m as intelligent as many people, but I know that I’m not as intelligent as some. So in the presence of hyperintelligent people, I’m a shrinking violet because I don’t want to look like a fool. I know a little about a lot and a lot about a little.
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Intelligent People Shrinking
Sometimes, when I wake up, my soul is in another city!
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Cities Sometimes Soul Wake
I always look old when I work because I get so upset and tense that my face wrinkles up like a prune, I can’t stop it.
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Pruned Tense Upset
If you’re passionate about something, then you should pick up your flag and run with it.
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Flag Passionate Running
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.
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Journey Sometimes Way
Music is probably the only place I get energy from. Music and maybe watching a really tremendous performer, watching a terrific performer like Jagger or watching a great movie.
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Energy Music Performers
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
Where did I do well?” When I did this assessment of my life, I said to myself, “It was really good.”
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Assessment Good Life Really
It’s a different world now: Stars come and go quickly, and there are so many of them. I read a statistic that all the record companies combined used to put out around 3,000 albums in a year. Now they put out something like 30,000!
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Different Stars Years
You have to think you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, but you have to know that you’re not.
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Bread Sliced Thinking
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Funny Hilarious Love
Even if the whole human race dies off because we keep fighting and killing each other and being heartless, the planet will take care of itself. Eventually, after millions of years.
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Fighting Race Years
You can feel compassion for others without feeling victimized yourself.
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Compassion Feelings Feels

Thank God for the gays. I don’t know what would have happened but I know what did happen. Good for them and good for me.

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