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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.

Bette Midler

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One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.

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If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it’s like a jackhammer.
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Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed.
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The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I’m even sanguine about that.

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