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The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Bennett Cerf

Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
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Cooking Food Soup
Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.
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Art Deep Teaching Thought
I think it’s become fashionable for the snobbish egghead today to make fun of television. I’ve heard many people, boast, “I would never have a television set in my house,” well, these people are fools.
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Fun People Thinking
For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
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Beautiful Laughing Sound
One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.
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Book Country Matter
Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Fog Politician Ships
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
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Gross Ignorance Ordinary
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.
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God Love Shutter
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
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Detroit Lasts Night
One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.
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Education School Teaching
Most of the things that are supposed to be so objectionable in books are things that every teenager, in the United States, not only knows, but has talked about at length in school, or on the way home from school.
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Book Home Teenager
TV’s sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.
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Country Independent Urges
Fame – anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy
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Crazy Fame Madness
In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.
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Crazy Poetry Writing
The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
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Blessed Happiness Laughter
The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved.
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Differences Effectiveness Ghost Stories

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