“the teenage zone: the stage when an adolescent’s brain synapses quit firing while the rest of their body races toward adulthood.”

Is there stop ‘n’ go counseling for couples on the run?

It’s as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

An intriguing mind is a powerful aphrodisiac.

So he’s above the law because he’s a celebrity or something. Just because you’re Russell Crowe doesn’t mean you can do whatever you like.

have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window? … men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone.

My attitude is govern as if you’ve run your last race. That’s not to say I’ve run my last race, but govern with a liberation and a freedom; change your mind frame to operate that way.

The Turner Diaries’ is a racist daydream by a former physics teacher writing under the pseudonym Andrew Macdonald.

Critical race theory is racist. It does nothing to bring us together.

To preserve the human race, it is now necessary to reorganize society. To this end, an Authority must be created with the power to control human population, to redistribute food, to purify air, water, soil, to re-pattern the cities.

In America, the race goes to the loud, the solemn, the hustler. If you think you’re a great writer, you must say that you are.

I ask everyone to join together – Republicans, Democrats, Independents and ‘I Don’t Cares’ – to stand against racism of all kinds. Every kind of racism. Stand together against this kind of racism: critical race theory.

I get that racism exists, but it’s not a catalyst for my content. I don’t need to talk about race to have material.

We need every human gift and cannot afford to neglect any gift because of artificial barriers of sex or race or class or national origin.