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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

Tina Fey

When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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Actor Celebrity Example Girl Good Look Memorize People Picture
I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Bar High People Start Time
Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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Everybody Get Kind Person Prison
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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Confidence Disproportionate Funny Look Parent Raise Thank
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Beauty Care Hilarious Important Inspirational Inspiring Rule
A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Designer Fashion Tell Wear Wise
Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Badass Being Care Like Thing Witty Yourself
This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
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Collector Country Funny Humor Penny People Person Pound Thousand Year
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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Dress Funny Halfway Play Inhernity Men Woman
In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
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Bomb Dog Feel Late Order Purchase Safer Sniff Too
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Career Obstacles Part Problem Solution Witty
You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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Advice Comedian Doing Learn Male Truth
You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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Humor Inspiring Parenting Problem Solution
In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Attempt Decision Easier History Myself Thing Worst
There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Inspirational Mistake Opportunity Successful
I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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Action Class Country First Make People Place Statement Voice

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