My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
JENNY MCCARTHYAll those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
More Jenny McCarthy Quotes
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So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
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Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
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At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years.
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I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
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People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in the autism community if we’ll take the flu, the measles, over autism and day of the week. I think they need to wake up and stop hurting our kids.
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Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn’t come from me. It should come from the medical establishment.
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I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
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I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
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The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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I’m not a sex symbol.
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I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
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It’s absolutely imperative for the parents and the typical kids to have time by themselves, to go out to dinner or even go on vacation while someone else cares for the autistic child.
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Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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