People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
TINA FEYTo say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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Life is improvisation.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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